you know you have a bad computer when....

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 15:58:42

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .

9.The lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.

8.You have to pedal it.

7.The manual contains one sentence: "good luck!"

6.The only chip inside is a Dorito.

5.When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling.

4.You catch a virus from it.

3.Screen frequently freezes and message comes up: "Ain't it break time,
Frankie?"

2.While running, it emits deafening calliope music.

1.It cyber-snickers at you.

Post 2 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 18:21:19

Also when it spues shit on your screen! Hhahahaaha!

Post 3 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 15-Jun-2005 3:57:48

Oh, mine sooo sniggers at me! I knew it was evil! Hehe